I'm A Horrible Person!

180 B.C.E.

I knew something like this would happen ever since I had that conversation with God!

I came across the statue Nike of Samothrace without its arms and head missing, and I was so happy that I just wanted to go give it a hug, and I--I--I broke the statue! It was me all along!



At least she still has her wings, right?

And she will always look cooler than Kritios Boy.

Hey. Looks Like Some Stuff Started Popping Up

400 B.C.E.

It's been a pretty dizzying last few centuries, but I'm so excited--I finally made it to the existence of Classic Civilization! I finally got to go and see the Parthenon!



And how could I forget about all of the naked bodies showing up everywhere? Anavysos Kouros stands out to me because it looks so excited that it's naked and right in front of me: