Walk Like An Egyptian

2950 B.C.E - 500 C.E.

I woke up in an Ancient Egyptian pyramid today. Everyone was pretty friendly I guess, but they always had to stand sideways to me, sticking out all their body parts so that I could see each aspect of their body distinctly. They also like to hold hands with guys that have heads that look like dogs.

Come to think of it, I don't think I ever really ended up talking to anyone.

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